oh the nineties
i know right that dress is terrible
can we just go back to this time when everything was simple & horribly comedic?
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
#she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath
I’ve been waiting to see Calypso on my dash.